trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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sizvideos:

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emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(Source: bitcheswithfatassess)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

harmagedon:

*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis

(Source: vmas.mtv.com)

Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.

Terry Pratchett (via dusselchen)

Step one: Discredit the witnesses. Step two: Introduce a new suspect. Step three: Bury the evidence. That’s how you get away with murder.

(Source: rrue)

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

ifyouaintdutchyouaintmuch:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: puppiiies)

exvind:

darning-socks:

You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.

this is oddly important to me

(Source: peterpansshadow13)

medicineisnotmerchandise:

huffingtonpost:

Seeing Eye Cat Adopts Blind Dog As Best Friend, Guides Him Everywhere

This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.

Watch this unlikely duo’s incredible friendship grow and learn more about both Tervel and Pudditat here.

What a lovely story….

exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

cleowho:

Four, always generous with the jelly babies.