when people start getting close to your friends
"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
*wipes tear and whispers* i woke up like dis
Terry Pratchett (via dusselchen) —
Step one: Discredit the witnesses. Step two: Introduce a new suspect. Step three: Bury the evidence. That’s how you get away with murder.
don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with
You’re allowed to be sad, but please don’t think that nobody loves you.
this is oddly important to me
This is the classic story of a dog chasing a cat, though it turns the convention on its tail, so to speak.
What a lovely story….